Reblogged from extreme-irrelevancy
Lately, I’ve been finding a lot of blogs that follow me or reblog my posts that seem to think that either STRIPPING IS SO FUCKING COOL!~!~! or THE BLOGGER **CAN’T WAIT** TO BE A STRIPPER WHEN SHE TURNS 18~!!!! I’ve been finding a lot of the same stuff under the “stripper” tag.
[Edited out: paragraphs and paragraphs of exactly the sort of thing you’d expect stripping to involve - PostSatire]
This is why you offend me when you say that stripping is so KEWL. You have no idea what goes on there (you’re not even old enough to go, and this ain’t Pretty fuckin’ Woman), and you have yet to accept the harsher realities of the job. I’m asking you to consider your options and your future carefully before you decide that dancing is for you, and to not turn my job into a pretty, glittered little thing without knowing the whole story.
Have you considered the possibility that you’re in the wrong job? Or at the very least that there may be others who don’t have as much hatred for what they do as you clearly do?
I mean, if you think stripping is hard (and I’m sure it is), you should try [insert job of whoever is reading this]!